The Engineering Department has secured a grant for what might be the quirkiest campus project yet: a vehicle with giant, floppy feet. Dubbed the FlopMobile by students, the car is designed to navigate rough terrain, climb over obstacles, and perhaps most importantly, entertain anyone who sees it in action. According to project lead Professor Samuel Greene, the…

Campus skies will soon feature a new addition: a smaller flag pole standing proudly next to the main one on the quad. The installation, affectionately dubbed the “little brother” by students, is part of a campus beautification and accessibility project. According to facilities management, the smaller pole will be used for events, student organization flags,…

Students with late-night cravings and early-morning appetites have reason to celebrate: the campus dining hall will soon introduce a fourth meal option, expanding beyond the traditional breakfast, lunch, and dinner schedule.

Campus recreation enthusiasts were treated to an unusual spectacle yesterday afternoon when a frisbee flying across the quad collided mid-air with a hacky sack, creating a moment that left students both baffled and amused. Eyewitnesses say the incident occurred around 3:15 PM, near the fountain, when a group of students was playing a casual game…

In what some are calling the most mysterious academic event of the semester, a “secret class” taught by a professor whose identity is unknown drew zero attendees this week. The class, listed cryptically as PHIL 499: Explorations in the Unknown, was advertised only through word-of-mouth and obscure flyers posted around campus. The course promised students an…