The campus social scene is about to reach legendary status, as a student famed for throwing unforgettable parties announced plans to host a Campus Party Summit this semester. Known only as Alex “DJ Apex” Morgan, the self-proclaimed party legend has promised an event like no other—mixing music, games, and a few surprises that have already sparked widespread…

Aspiring lawyers at the campus law school can now practice looking the part before they step into courtrooms, thanks to a new program called the Mock Suit Fitting. The initiative allows students to try on professional attire, receive personalized advice, and prepare for real-world legal settings—all in one session. According to the program coordinator, Professor Linda…

The Engineering Department has secured a grant for what might be the quirkiest campus project yet: a vehicle with giant, floppy feet. Dubbed the FlopMobile by students, the car is designed to navigate rough terrain, climb over obstacles, and perhaps most importantly, entertain anyone who sees it in action. According to project lead Professor Samuel Greene, the…

Students and faculty alike are buzzing about the latest innovation from the Chemistry Department: a new type of wax developed by department chair Dr. Evelyn Harper that seems almost magical in its properties. Dubbed Lumina Wax, the substance reportedly burns brighter and longer than any standard candle, while remaining surprisingly cool to the touch. Early demonstrations…

In a truly feathered spectacle, the campus was treated to a performance unlike any other this week: a local bird reportedly sang the school anthem—and earned a tidy sum for its efforts. The event, held at the Student Union courtyard, was part of a fundraiser organized by the student government to raise money for campus…

Students with late-night cravings and early-morning appetites have reason to celebrate: the campus dining hall will soon introduce a fourth meal option, expanding beyond the traditional breakfast, lunch, and dinner schedule.