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Ping Pong Tournament Smashes Expectations
The sharp clack-clack of plastic balls echoed across the gym Saturday as dozens of students crowded in for the annual Fall Ping Pong Showdown. What started as a casual dorm rivalry has now become one of the college’s most anticipated (and loudest) tournaments. This year’s champion, sophomore engineering student Maya Chen, dominated the tables with a lightning-fast…
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Freshman Made Mayor
When the final ballots were tallied Tuesday night, the town’s oldest—and now youngest—elected official stepped up to the microphone: a first-year student in a sweatshirt and a mayoral sash. Alex Navarro, 18, who arrived on campus this fall with a double major in Political Science and Environmental Studies, won a surprise victory in last month’s…
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Bubble Artist Wows Quad
Students on their way to class stopped in their tracks Monday afternoon when the quad transformed into a dreamscape of shimmering spheres. The unexpected performance came courtesy of visiting street performer “Professor Bubbles,” whose oversized wands and secret soap formula filled the sky with floating rainbows. Some bubbles were small and quick, bursting the moment…
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French Fry Artist Wows Quad
The quad turned into a crispy carnival Monday afternoon when visiting performer “Fry Guy” unveiled his one-of-a-kind French fry artistry. Students gathered in droves as baskets of golden fries were launched, stacked, and sculpted into dazzling displays. At one point, the artist balanced an entire arch of fries between two benches, holding together only with…
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Campus Party Legend To Hold Summit
The campus social scene is about to reach legendary status, as a student famed for throwing unforgettable parties announced plans to host a Campus Party Summit this semester. Known only as Alex “DJ Apex” Morgan, the self-proclaimed party legend has promised an event like no other—mixing music, games, and a few surprises that have already sparked widespread…
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Law School Adds ‘Mock Suit Fitting’
Aspiring lawyers at the campus law school can now practice looking the part before they step into courtrooms, thanks to a new program called the Mock Suit Fitting. The initiative allows students to try on professional attire, receive personalized advice, and prepare for real-world legal settings—all in one session. According to the program coordinator, Professor Linda…
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Engineering Department Wins Grant for “Car with Big Floppy Feet”
The Engineering Department has secured a grant for what might be the quirkiest campus project yet: a vehicle with giant, floppy feet. Dubbed the FlopMobile by students, the car is designed to navigate rough terrain, climb over obstacles, and perhaps most importantly, entertain anyone who sees it in action. According to project lead Professor Samuel Greene, the…
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Flag Pole Gets New Little Brother
Campus skies will soon feature a new addition: a smaller flag pole standing proudly next to the main one on the quad. The installation, affectionately dubbed the “little brother” by students, is part of a campus beautification and accessibility project. According to facilities management, the smaller pole will be used for events, student organization flags,…
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Campus Prank Gone Right: Wallets Overflowing
A prank usually associated with confusion and mild chaos instead left students pleasantly surprised this week when wallets across campus were mysteriously filled to the brim. What started as a typical April Fools–style stunt turned into a feel-good moment that had students smiling from class to class. According to eyewitnesses, students returning to their dorms…
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Can’t Hold A Candle: Chemistry Chair’s New Wax is Near-Magic
Students and faculty alike are buzzing about the latest innovation from the Chemistry Department: a new type of wax developed by department chair Dr. Evelyn Harper that seems almost magical in its properties. Dubbed Lumina Wax, the substance reportedly burns brighter and longer than any standard candle, while remaining surprisingly cool to the touch. Early demonstrations…