Author: Danny Cohen

Students and faculty alike are buzzing about the latest innovation from the Chemistry Department: a new type of wax developed by department chair Dr. Evelyn Harper that seems almost magical in its properties. Dubbed Lumina Wax, the substance reportedly burns brighter and longer than any standard candle, while remaining surprisingly cool to the touch. Early demonstrations…

In a truly feathered spectacle, the campus was treated to a performance unlike any other this week: a local bird reportedly sang the school anthem—and earned a tidy sum for its efforts. The event, held at the Student Union courtyard, was part of a fundraiser organized by the student government to raise money for campus…

Students with late-night cravings and early-morning appetites have reason to celebrate: the campus dining hall will soon introduce a fourth meal option, expanding beyond the traditional breakfast, lunch, and dinner schedule.

Campus recreation enthusiasts were treated to an unusual spectacle yesterday afternoon when a frisbee flying across the quad collided mid-air with a hacky sack, creating a moment that left students both baffled and amused. Eyewitnesses say the incident occurred around 3:15 PM, near the fountain, when a group of students was playing a casual game…

In what some are calling the most mysterious academic event of the semester, a “secret class” taught by a professor whose identity is unknown drew zero attendees this week. The class, listed cryptically as PHIL 499: Explorations in the Unknown, was advertised only through word-of-mouth and obscure flyers posted around campus. The course promised students an…

For years, the campus mascot has been a mystery—cheering on the sidelines, high-fiving students in the quad, and dancing through halftime shows without ever giving away their identity. But this Friday night, during the big home game against Riverton College, the mask is finally coming off. The Athletics Department announced earlier this week that the…

Looking to save money on your next stack of textbooks or finally snag that novel you’ve been meaning to read? The campus bookstore is hosting its annual Big Sale on Books this week, and students are already lining up to grab deals. The sale, which runs from Wednesday through Saturday in the Student Union Ballroom, features discounts…